OH HAI! My name is Montgomery, but my favorite hoomans call me Monty. I’m looking for a worthy mom and/or dad to whom I plan to prove that chivalry is, in fact, not dead! I’d open the door for you, give you a back rub, pull the chair out for you and all that fancy shit. Unfortunately, I’m only 10″ tall and I don’t have opposable thumbs, so you’ll have to pull out your own damn chair, but I promise to always jump up on that chair and sit on it to warm it up for you right before you go to sit down. Oh, and you’ll probably have to be the one giving the back rubs, but don’t worry, I’ll totes make you the most skillfully kneaded biscuits you’ve seen this side of the Mississippi. Okay, the Santa Ana, but it’ll be worth it, I promise.
I’m FIV+, but don’t be scurred ’cause it’s kinda nbd (I regret nothing!). Without my colorful past, I would not be the wise sage and fantastic snuggler that I am today! So there’s that…
I’m not a fan of cliches, but my dream is to find my forever home so that I can finally retire from thug life. I just want to be cuddled hard and have my ears, head, and neck scratched by a family that loves me for who I am and who won’t throw me away like yesterday’s garbage. I might have been born on the streets, but I don’t belong there anymore.
And now, an original song I wrote for my future forever family:
“The world was on fire and no one could save me but you.
It’s strange what chin scratches will make a straight gangsta do.
I never dreamed that I’d love somebody like you.
And I never dreamed that I’d find a hooman like you,
And, I wanna fall in love (this cat is never gonna break your heart)
Please fill out an adoption application if you would like to meet Montgomery.